My wedge is better than yours!

My wedge brings traders to the yard,
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

My wedge brings traders to the yard,
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I can teach you, but I have to charge.

I know you want it,
The thing that makes the bulls
Want to go bearish too.
They lose their minds
The way I trade.
I think it's time.
La la, la la, la.
Short it up.
La la, la la, la.
The bulls are fainting.
La la, la la, la.
Short it up.
La la, la la, la.

This is definitely not financial advice...