Friends, my heart sinks now but I have felt the obligation to tell this to anyone who's invested in the cryptomarket.
Last night, I went out the ocean & met the largest group of whales anyone could imagine --- there were literally thousands of them, each as fat as the Empire State Building. I asked them if they are ready to pump bitcoin, but they were MAD!
Apparently, they drank some of the spilt oil in the ocean. Now they're scared of everything pink. That THICK PINK line just too scary. The whales want to dump in order to avoid touching it again. They said they'll never pump bitcoin ever.
While I love marine lives & wish the best for the whales, I must warn anyway who would listen that we're having a triple top very soon. This crash will be glorious. Once the neckline around $6k is breached, expect at least an equal drop from there --- that would make $-10k as the first target.
The whales have colluded with the exchanged so that bitcoin prices can indeed by negative. The only way to make money now is to short sell it.
Don't crawl to me & cry that you're billions in debt when bitcoin will be worth $-10mil or lower per coin. You've been warned!
This is from your not so discrete, one and only whale-whisperer wizard.
The whale-whisperer loves you.
Tweet & share & warn your nearest & dearest!
Last night, I went out the ocean & met the largest group of whales anyone could imagine --- there were literally thousands of them, each as fat as the Empire State Building. I asked them if they are ready to pump bitcoin, but they were MAD!
Apparently, they drank some of the spilt oil in the ocean. Now they're scared of everything pink. That THICK PINK line just too scary. The whales want to dump in order to avoid touching it again. They said they'll never pump bitcoin ever.
While I love marine lives & wish the best for the whales, I must warn anyway who would listen that we're having a triple top very soon. This crash will be glorious. Once the neckline around $6k is breached, expect at least an equal drop from there --- that would make $-10k as the first target.
The whales have colluded with the exchanged so that bitcoin prices can indeed by negative. The only way to make money now is to short sell it.
Don't crawl to me & cry that you're billions in debt when bitcoin will be worth $-10mil or lower per coin. You've been warned!
This is from your not so discrete, one and only whale-whisperer wizard.
The whale-whisperer loves you.
Tweet & share & warn your nearest & dearest!