TESLA – BUY AND DON’T QUESTION IT!

Tesla was not just the first car to move away from traditional fuels—now it seems to be distancing itself from any logic or traditional method of analysis as well.

For almost two years, I’ve been saying the same thing: Tesla is no longer innovating, no longer developing, no longer a pioneer in the industry.

While SpaceX continues to amaze, Tesla keeps disappointing. It’s as if its engineers have been relocated to another office—where they’re working… still for SpaceX, which, surprise surprise, isn’t publicly traded!

Earnings reports? Logic? Who needs them anymore?

Yesterday, Microsoft reported solid results but dropped after-hours. Tesla reported a disaster, yet it surged post-market. Mind-blowing!

Some time ago, I told you I was reducing my Tesla holdings—and I did. I only kept a few shares here and there as indicators, but until I see signs of change, I’ll be watching from the sidelines.

Tesla is no longer a company valued based on its financials—it’s a name: Musk!

And since Musk climbed so fast on society’s escalator, Tesla seems to be compensating for its lack of performance by replacing every actual result with just one word: Musk!

But… how high can Musk climb? If he goes any higher, he might end up colliding with his own satellites in orbit!

Earnings Call – A Broadway Show with a Predictable Ending

Yesterday, Musk appeared on the earnings call and promised the moon and the stars. Firm, determined, bullish.

If you want Tesla, don’t bother analyzing it. Not technically, not fundamentally, not based on reliability.

Everywhere you look, the message is BUY, regardless of the actual results.

If you want Tesla, buy without thinking! For now, on Musk’s reputation alone!

Close your eyes and dream…

Imagine the moment a robotic arm retrieves the booster of a launched rocket, picture SpaceX, then… buy Tesla.

You’re not taking any risks. It’s a legal drug!

All in green!! (Even Tesla)

P.S. I don’t think the after-hours rally will hold during