Marine Biology Holds The Answer- (Whale is about to Poop 🐋💩)

3 Jul 2021

Don't laugh, this is a serious question on a serious chart by a serious analyst.

As you can see on the Bitcoin chart, it has been totally a Whale's game for a few weeks now. Our usual technical analysis that had been performing like a Swiss watch until then, suddenly stopped producing the usual 'buy here', 'sell here', 'buy again here' pin point successful prognostics.

Something was going wrong but I have just managed to 'see it' in the chart... it is a Big Fat Ugly WHALE with a nice smile on her face. Whale ate a lot of candles, red and green; and a lot of liquified positions.

Surprisingly enough the Whale analysis (technically it's called Marine Biology Exponential Moving Whaling Average) agrees with my technical analysis:

The price is about to get volatile and pick a direction (the wedge)
The Whale is full and is about to POOP💩

I immediately had to run to Google to find the answer, since I am divorced and I have no encyclopedia at home (a wife who knows everything💡).


so I Googled this: '' where does whale poop go'' 🤔💭

Google says it goes up!!!! Unlike fish poop, whale poop floats!! BITCOIN WE ARE GOING HIGHER!! 🤩✨🤗

JUST BE CAREFUL: Usually whales fart first (false breakout) then take a nice dive before releasing their flying shit all over the chart. - WHAT A RELIEF THAT WILL BE FOR ALL OF US!!!


FXPROFESSOR
Uncertified Marine Biologist and Whale Shitologist

ps. whale poop is expensive. It goes for $7,000 a pound- that means Bitcoin will start a rally to 77,000$