Arguing with crypto clowns <3
Anyone with a brain: "Tech is bad 10 years nothing happened iphone was successful on release day, other tech same story"
Crypto believer: "Bad example these tech were in development for years"
Anyone with a brain: "Iphone tech dev time: 5 years to adoption (day it was released). Bitcoin (blockchain) total dev time: 30 years, still waiting for more than 5 people to use it;"
Crypto believer: "Bit-con went up in price nothing else in the history of mankind did this ever"
Anyone with a brain: "Precise what you mean, what did nothing else price did in mankind history?"
Crypto believer: "you seem stuck on price"
This is the irl equivalent of being Iron IV at league of legends or Bronze prestige 1 at COD.
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League of legends example
Anyone with a brain: "Dude you're godawful just learn to play"
Iron IV yasuo main: "I get a penta kill every day, I get the most horrible teams"
Anyone with a brain: "Dude you been in this disgusting elo for 4 years clearly there is something wrong with your gameplay"
Iron IV yasuo main: "THIS IS CLEAR PROOF THAT MY TEAMMATES ARE BAD EVERY GAME! HOW CAN I CARRY WITH SO USELESS TEAMS TROLL ALL THE TIME!"
Anyone with a brain: "Wtf dude you facetanked this Jax and died? You really htink you deserve to climb?"
Iron IV yasuo main: "JAX IS SO DUMB IDIOTIC OVERPOWERED CHAMP WHEN IS RIOT FIXING THIS?"
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Online multiplayer FPS:
Anyone with a brain: "A blind 5 year old can do better than Bronze prestige 1, the created the rank so the worse players could be above the very bottom and feel better, just get better."
Player with no hands: "You kidding me? I am supposed to climb when I get all these aimbots? I can own them so easilly if they don't cheat"
Anyone with a brain: "Dude this 'aimbot' as you call him literally stood in front of you for 5 seconds before firing"
Player with no hands: "No he did not you are lying! Plus this game is so broken I have to make sure I aim correctly before firing"
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A semi marathon:
Anyone with a brain: "If you just walked you would finish can you not even do that?!"
Fat kid that did not even finish the race: "I have big bones and obesity runs into my family"
Anyone with a brain: "I think the problem is that no one runs into your family"
Fat kid that did not even finish the race: "How rude! I'll have you know that we can be healthy at every size and I exercise regularly"
Anyone with a brain: "But you can't even finish a race?"
Fat kid that did not even finish the race: "I'll have you know I starting having heart issues. Should I force myself and risk my life just to prove to haters like you I can do this?"
Anyone with a brain: "Wait what?"
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2017-2018 crypto investors that are calling for 1 million and arguing with logic are the finance equivalent of a skinny fat person that calls himself strong and cannot do a single pushup,
the runner that finishes last, the gamer that cannot beat the lowest rank and finds excuses all the time and thinks he is great even thought you are t-bagging him all game long.